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THIS LETTER WAS RECENTLY SENT TO MADISON: .
To Whom It May Concern:
My firm WhatEver Productions, represent Ms. Dionne Warwick. This serves
to advise you that "Dionne Warwick" is a registered trademark. While
performing a search in the Yahoo search engine we found the following
reference:
"Madison the Genius Cat - nastier than Socks, lazier than Garfield, and
wiser than Dionne Warwick's Psychic Friends."
This requests that you change the reference eliminating Ms. Warwick's
name. As you submit the change request to Yahoo, please copy us on the
correspondence. We understand that it may take Yahoo up to 90 days
until the reference is updated in
their system. If there are any other search engines that you similarly
reference, this requests they are notified accordingly. Please copy us
on ALL correspondence. Also note that we represent Ms. Warwick only and
not The Psychic Friends
Network.
Copies of this correspodence have been forwarded to Ms. Warwick, her
management company and legal team. We intend to protect the rights of
our client amicably, however are preprared to take litigious actions if
deemed necessary.
Sincerely,
Carter Burnette
MADISON RESPONDS:
In the famous words of a politician, "I will say this for the last time. I did not have inappropriate relations with that woman." If Ms. Warwick (not her real name by the way) has a problem with me, I would be glad to help her out.
I still stand by my statement that I am wiser than her psychic friends. The Genius Network is still going strong while the Psychic Friends Network is no longer in business. As my good friend Dennis Miller asks, "If they were psychic, couldn't they see it (cancellation) coming?."
If her people continue to harass me, I will turn this matter over to my simple side-cat and part-time litigator Madle. She will slap them with a countersuit so fast, Ms. Warwick will be chasing her tail around (if she had one.)
By the way, Dionne, San Jose is the other direction.
Now I have become tired of this whole affair and must go back to sleep. Send laywers, guns and catnip.
Good day,
Madison (Freedom Fighter)
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